More tranny stories later!
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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