Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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