I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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