also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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