Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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