jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
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