I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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