week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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