I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
