I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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