the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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