So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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