all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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