Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
There's always time for handjobs
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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