Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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