Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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