Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
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