Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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