love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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