You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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