Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Welp...herpes.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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