I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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