i just google imaged poop.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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