you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
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