At least make sure they are 18
Why
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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