the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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