And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
What drink are we having for lunch?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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