Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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