Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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