it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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