On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Just invented taco cereal.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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