well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
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