she was so not down for the gang bang
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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