I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
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