Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
If I die, sorry about rent.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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