that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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