i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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