How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
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