Me too!
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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