How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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