U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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