Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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