Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
