i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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