if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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