before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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