Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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