Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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