I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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