Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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