I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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