so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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