you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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